Skip to main content

Definitions by Beavis_H_Christ

The sound a hairlip dog makes when it barks.
"...marf, marf, MARF!!!"
marf by Beavis_H_Christ April 9, 2004
1. A fart that doesn't quite make it all the way out.

2. A fart that is so explosive, after the initial release, the anus remains open briefly allowing external air to enter the rectum.

3. A fart that if it had not been muffled by a wooden bench, or 70's style fiberglass chair, would've been extremely loud rather than shaking a city block 6.9 on the Richter scale.
"Damn, that bowap made the glass explode from the windows"
bowap by Beavis_H_Christ April 9, 2004

festuring vaginal blood fart 

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.