fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
"It's time for fart fest already?"
by ethelegg February 18, 2005
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golden girls

One of the best sitcoms ever made. Show stars Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White and Estelle Getty as 4 older women in Miami. Proof of the greatness and popularity of this show is that LIfetime runs it SIX times a day.
"I'm so excited that GG is on."
by ethelegg February 18, 2005
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