farque

a farque is when fou fuck somebody in the ass hole and then suck the cum out of it and then you spit it on them. this is similar to a felch but the felch does not include the spit of cum on the other participant.

guy1: hey man did you get with that girl last night.

guy2: yeah, and i tatally farqued into her face.

by The Night Bandit July 28, 2009

Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.

Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 9, 2016

farqueer

A person that despises our ogrelord shrek and worships the queer lord named Farquaad

Did you see all those brogres beat the shit out of that farqueer the other day?

by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015

Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

Farquarding

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Lord Farquaad

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016

Far Que

A Slang Term For “Fuck You”. Used In Arguments And Disagreements.

(Saying It Fast Sounds Like Fuck You”

This Is The Last Time I’ll Tell You. Far Que!

by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023