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farqueer 

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A person that despises our ogrelord shrek and worships the queer lord named Farquaad
Did you see all those brogres beat the shit out of that farqueer the other day?
farqueer by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015
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Fapquest

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While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.
Bro: Dude, you look tired
Dude: I know bro. My Fapquest lasted all night. Its hard to find 2 girls 1 cup anymore.
Fapquest by umhumgum May 13, 2008

Farquism 

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The worst religion in the world.

A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
Steven: Isn't Farquism the worst?

Felix: Oh umm... yeah...
Farquism by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Farqussy 

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the asshole of Lord Farquaad from from shrek.
Dude! I hooked up with this cosplayer last night cosplaying as Lord Farquaad and man, that was one tight Farqussy.
Farqussy by canja March 11, 2022

fagquest 

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1. general derogatory term used only for most serious of occasions; not to be used in a joking manner.

2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)
That kid is a fucking fagquest.

Bill is wearing jeanshorts and a visor with gel'd hair going over the visor. He clearly is a fagquest.
fagquest by Mike May 18, 2004

farque 

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a farque is when fou fuck somebody in the ass hole and then suck the cum out of it and then you spit it on them. this is similar to a felch but the felch does not include the spit of cum on the other participant.
guy1: hey man did you get with that girl last night.

guy2: yeah, and i tatally farqued into her face.
farque by The Night Bandit July 28, 2009
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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