Farques
Used to describe a mess or something done wrong by some with the odd name of marques (pronounced like marcus)
Farques by StereoType09 August 14, 2007
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farqueer by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015
Farquism
The worst religion in the world.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
Farquism by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
fagquest
1. general derogatory term used only for most serious of occasions; not to be used in a joking manner.
2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)
2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)
farque
a farque is when fou fuck somebody in the ass hole and then suck the cum out of it and then you spit it on them. this is similar to a felch but the felch does not include the spit of cum on the other participant.
guy1: hey man did you get with that girl last night.
guy2: yeah, and i tatally farqued into her face.
guy2: yeah, and i tatally farqued into her face.
farque by The Night Bandit July 28, 2009
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