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An alternative way of saying Fuck, Fak, Fuq, Fahq, Fahk, Fuk etc.
First invented by Icu in 2020.
Jesus Fahque! These fahque-faces are way too fahquing annoying! Fahque me!
Fahque by Icu_Sphoz July 31, 2020
Related Words

farqueer 

A person that despises our ogrelord shrek and worships the queer lord named Farquaad
Did you see all those brogres beat the shit out of that farqueer the other day?
farqueer by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015
A better way to say "fuck you", without the consequences.
"I don't like your hair" The man said
"Faque" I responded
Faque by Ka♩en November 30, 2020
While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.
Bro: Dude, you look tired
Dude: I know bro. My Fapquest lasted all night. Its hard to find 2 girls 1 cup anymore.
Fapquest by umhumgum May 13, 2008

fuhqueue 

A waiting line to no where--usually encountered when seeking tech service by phone or online.
Examples

1). A recording announces there is no one in the queue ahead of you but you are still kept waiting on hold for 20 minutes.
2). You've been waiting in a queue for 20 minutes when you finally get to speak to a live person who then transfers you to:
a). No one-dead silence.
b). A disconnected line-dial tone.
c). An unrelated automated menu that won't help you with your problem nor will it take you back to where you started.
This leaves you with no choice but to hang-up, call back, and get in the fuhqueue again hoping for a better result even though you know you'll only get the same options again.

If any of these sound familiar, then you have been in a fuhqueue too. Often, you may be in a fuhqueue for quite some time or even several times before you realize you are going no where.

It is likely some techs purposely place difficult, disgruntled callers into the fuhqueue just for fun of it.
fuhqueue by Uprightsofar May 9, 2011

falqueer 

Falqueer: Someone who is absolutely malarious but is a bit of a fag. Also known as poor boy no friends.
Young Child: Wow! he's such a falqueer!

Mother: Leave the hobo alone.