farni

kimmeh is!

farni by Cypher March 26, 2003

Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008

Fanimorous 

To be highly attracted or enticed by something. it's a magnetic vibe that wants you to have, own or be with. This word is of Nigerian Origin. It is derived from the Yoruba word "Fanimora" Which means to Hold Close and the suffix ous is added to it

That meal is fanimorous. I want a fanimorous outfit.

Fanimorous by Dagigabox May 25, 2016

fannibal 

A person who greatly enjoys reading about or watching the fictional character Hannibal Lecter, created by Thomas Harris. This enjoyment often borders on obsession. Fannibals can be found lurking in the dark recesses of the internet and are intensely devoted to the books by Harris, the movies, or the new television series.

Haley is such a Fannibal that she has an entire tumblr devoted to the Brian Fuller "Hannibal" series.

fannibal by pleasegodmakemegood April 21, 2013

fagnite 

Fortnite for everybody

Omg your still playing fagnite

fagnite by Averagegem94968 September 10, 2018

Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.

Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.

Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010

Arshya Fanipour

Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.

Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!

He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

Arshya Fanipour by Michael Hyperwebster November 16, 2022