farnarf

idiot / brainless / retard

dag nabbit..stfu frikkin` farnarf!

farnarf by valness May 13, 2005

farnarkeling 

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

farnarkeling by Ossminid October 25, 2007

Farnarvished 

To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish

"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."

Farnarvished by N.F.L. February 4, 2010

farnarter 

a large person wanting to be a ninja, but knows not what a ninja wears or does

the farnarter is clueless

farnarter by anonomus January 2, 2005

farnarkling 

the group activity whereby everyone sits around discussing the need to "do something" but nothing actually happens

I'm not going to sit around farnarkling all afternoon, I'm off to get something to eat

farnarkling by MF.Aurelius February 23, 2006

Fasnarfin 

(fuh-snar-fin): a term describing something unbelievably cool or funny. Soon to replace "lol"

abbreviated as "ff" for texting purposes.

"did you watch Jay Leno last night? He was hilarious!"

"fasnarfin, man. It was a laugh riot!"

Fasnarfin by fancypants998 April 5, 2009

farnarcle

To muck around, mess around, pay little attention to rules/regulations

"Hey, you, stop farnarcling around"

farnarcle by Anonymous August 8, 2003