Get the farnarter mug.Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.
To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."
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Ever since the two leads from Farscape joined the SG:1 cast, all my Scaper and Gater friends are turning into Fargaters.
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1. After about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled.
2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.
2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.
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Get the Farsarted mug.A farlarler refers to a person who farlars. Farlaring refers to the act of building a Lego house, but then running it over with a tractor. This may be done if someone is dissatisfied with their build, or just feels like doing it.
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