farnarter 

a large person wanting to be a ninja, but knows not what a ninja wears or does

the farnarter is clueless

farnarter by anonomus January 2, 2005

farnarkeling 

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

farnarkeling by Ossminid October 25, 2007

Fargater 

A fan of both Farscape and Stargate:SG1. Term used in a column by Mo Ryan of the Chicago Tribune.

Ever since the two leads from Farscape joined the SG:1 cast, all my Scaper and Gater friends are turning into Fargaters.

Fargater by whisky May 15, 2005

Farnarkeled 

A state caused by actions which appeared productive but were actually not; applicable to both situations and objects.

1. After about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled.

2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.

Farnarkeled by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009

Farsarted 

noun-

A individual that transcends past the lines of stupid, retarded, etc.

Dude, did you see that guy in math class today?
Yeah I saw him, he's so farsarted...

Farsarted by someone in an apartment May 20, 2011

Farlarler 

A farlarler refers to a person who farlars. Farlaring refers to the act of building a Lego house, but then running it over with a tractor. This may be done if someone is dissatisfied with their build, or just feels like doing it.

Eugene always runs over his Lego houses, he's such a farlarler!

Farlarler by Mr. Eugene Bob Joe Bill Robert January 25, 2024

Faharter

Someone who faharts a lot. See other definition

Dude stop faharting so much you’re being a faharter!

Faharter by FahartMaster2 June 19, 2026