Faptive 

When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.

Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.

Faptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Sexually Faptive 

The time in which a male becomes active in the act of masturbation.

I cant get a girlfriend, so im still sexually faptive.

Sexually Faptive by SeedOfEvil March 11, 2013

Faptivism

When an activist (namely Jason Russell) faps in public, thus discrediting anything this "faptivist" ever stood for and bringing about the demise of his campaign.

Kony2012 supporter: I really identify with Jason Russell's cause to catch Kony by the end of 2012!

Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism

Faptivism by person056 August 1, 2012

Faptized 

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.

Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"

Faptized by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010

Faptime Folder 

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.

My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.

Faptime Folder by Stevile September 4, 2011

faptivism

First pioneered by Jason Russell in March 2012 faptivism is the practice of vigorous fapping as a means of achieving political or other goals often through public demonstrations, fap mobs etc.

"did you hear that the kony 2012 guy suffered a mental breakdown?"

"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."

faptivism by groucho marx August 1, 2012

fartive glance 

That sneaky look over your shoulder to see if anyone just heard (or smelled) your fart.

Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

fartive glance by RedSonya March 24, 2009