fapporn

To masturbate while watching pornographic material.

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn

by Zozzone April 7, 2011

Fapcorn

To masturbate whilst lurking in a sexual conversation

* sexual conversation ensues in a chat room*
* chatters notice a lurker*
-insert creative name here-, is Fapcorning

Past tense - Fapcorned
Present tense - Fapcorning
Person guilty of fapcorning - Fapcorner
MD

by CreativeHandle September 30, 2015

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

fappOr

a wankOr

someone that spends too much time hassling women on the inturdnet..

by fugginbiatch November 8, 2003

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

by FreshCum November 3, 2016

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

fappOr

someone with a vastly unbalanced left to right arm muscle ratio.

He's a grade-A fappOr.

by Quietus November 2, 2003