Fapcorn

To masturbate whilst lurking in a sexual conversation

* sexual conversation ensues in a chat room*
* chatters notice a lurker*
-insert creative name here-, is Fapcorning

Past tense - Fapcorned
Present tense - Fapcorning
Person guilty of fapcorning - Fapcorner
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by CreativeHandle September 30, 2015

fapcorn

1. The semen that accumulates and dries underneath one's foreskin after excessive masturbation. It roughly resembles white popcorn kernels.

"Dude, I had all weekend off. No one came by and it was great. That reminds me... Gotta go harvest the fapcorn."

by Mazidisclass October 15, 2009

Falcorn

Defender of the Alliance, Braved the Fargodeep Mine.

"In the outside world I'm a simple geologist.

But in here, I am Falcorn defender of the Alliance, I have braved the Fargodeep Mine."

"Looks like he just killed you."
"What..why...WHY?!"

by MaXxArAnDoMhErO August 27, 2019

fapporn

To masturbate while watching pornographic material.

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn

by Zozzone April 7, 2011