Fapcorn

To masturbate whilst lurking in a sexual conversation

* sexual conversation ensues in a chat room*
* chatters notice a lurker*
-insert creative name here-, is Fapcorning

Past tense - Fapcorned
Present tense - Fapcorning
Person guilty of fapcorning - Fapcorner
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Fapcorn by CreativeHandle September 30, 2015

fapcorn

1. The semen that accumulates and dries underneath one's foreskin after excessive masturbation. It roughly resembles white popcorn kernels.

"Dude, I had all weekend off. No one came by and it was great. That reminds me... Gotta go harvest the fapcorn."

fapcorn by Mazidisclass October 15, 2009

Falcorn 

Defender of the Alliance, Braved the Fargodeep Mine.

"In the outside world I'm a simple geologist.

But in here, I am Falcorn defender of the Alliance, I have braved the Fargodeep Mine."

"Looks like he just killed you."
"What..why...WHY?!"

Falcorn by MaXxArAnDoMhErO August 27, 2019

fapporn 

To masturbate while watching pornographic material.

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn

fapporn by Zozzone April 7, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008