faplord

Someone who masturbates so excessively it ascends the coomer. A chronic masturbator who will not be able to satisfy his desire on any pornographic material that exists on this planet.

The second cooming is coming, for the faplord has finally fapped.

by fap_man August 9, 2022

Faglord

Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord

The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian

by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

faglordnigga

A faglord that loves fucking niggers

Why u such a faglordnigga

by ReeeeeeeeEEEeedhdj June 29, 2019

Faglord

One who reins supreme over homosexuals

"Our faglord Trevor has given us the best anal lube the world has ever seen"

by YaBoyCS February 29, 2016

Faglord

someone or something having authority over fags.

Olivia is a massive faglord.

by Agent 00K November 16, 2015

Faglord

A person who is the gayest of the gay

Person A: hey you know John right
Person B: yeah he's a faglord
Person A: yeah you're right

by Thatbeanerdude November 3, 2015

Faglord

One who spends a majority of his life in online chatrooms with a disgusting superiority complex even though they're of Jewish descent with their self proclaimed god's chosen and le standard deviation xd.

Behind his army of whiteknights achieved via manipulation amongst other faglord tactics, they will continue to waste away with their over 6 gorillion lines of text, all the while thinking they are better than the average man for being an utter waste of carbon.

The faglord became smitten with anger once it was pointed out to everyone he was in fact a Jew.

by IanFaglord.png March 22, 2021