fapera

fapera means fake opera, this is like musicals based on opera like Phantom Of The Opera

friend: what song are you doing for your solo

Me: I'm doing 'Think of Me' 'Phantom Of The Opera'. It's fapera.

by cutesinger June 20, 2020

Faderade

Drinking down some Gatorade and adding an ample amount of vodka creates Faderade. It helps kill the taste of the alcohol, especially when using bottom shelf vodka. It'll fade you fast, and is particularly effective for those who aren't fans of shots.

Glynis drank so much Faderade she ended up with her ass up in the air in a recliner asking why everyone was upside-down.

by pjsiqhh December 7, 2006

fapcrastinate

To procrastinate through the means of fapping

I needed to tidy my room but i fapcrastinate too much

by Saozen February 9, 2013

Facerape

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facerazzi

Facerazzi = Facebook Paparazzi
Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!

Guy1: Man, I got wasted last night at Gina's party.

Guy2: I know.

Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.

Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.

Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!

by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009

#facerape

Verb - The act of engaging in, and performing acts of rape to the orifices located on one's face.

Ben: did you hear about Jill?

Drew: no what happened?

Ben: she got #faceraped by the whole football team and now her lower jaw is broken!

Drew: oh wow her dad must be pissed

Ben: nah she dosnt have one

by DildoSwaggins69 March 8, 2018

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

by Belunan August 26, 2009