fapcrastinate

To procrastinate through the means of fapping

I needed to tidy my room but i fapcrastinate too much

by Saozen February 9, 2013

facrastinatine

|fa-CRAS-tih-nuh-tine| adj. When an assignment is done late and hastily but, despite this, turns out fantastic, it is said to be facrastinatine.

I bought some poster board on the way to school, bullshitted the whole project during lunch, and the teacher gave me an A+. It turned out facrastinatine.

by markhenry64 March 16, 2009

facrastinatine

Adj. A word used to describe any activity used for procrastination that turns out to be more enjoyable then expected.

"Dude, did you get your term paper finished?"
"Nah bro I ended up talking to this random girl online, it was pretty facrastinatine."

by Juanthestabber April 8, 2009

Fatcrastinating

Procrastinating by way of eating- or becoming fat. Putting off doing an assignment (or any type of work) by eating something instead.

Yeah, I had a paper due at midnight but I ended up fatcrastinating for an hour with a bag of popcorn.

by BPiH September 11, 2012

Fauxcrastinate

When a person puts off doing something they don't want to do, by doing something they don't want to do, a little bit less.

Bobby had to visit his mother-in-law, but he decided to fauxcrastinate, by getting his prostate checked instead.

by BRB Podcast January 21, 2017

Facrastinating

The process of using Facebook as a means of getting out of everday chores or conversation.

Teacher: Shi where's your Homework
Shi: I didn't finish, man I really have to stop facrastinating

by Rekcana June 17, 2011