Santacide

A word printed on a shirt that was used in the popular USA show Monk. Refers to the attack/murder of Santa.

Jack: Did you hear what happened on Christmas? There was some Santacide in the north pole by some terrorists.

Bob: Damn terrorists.

by ShellyBellyIsThePwn January 2, 2008

Santacide

Santa committing suicide.

Santa committed Santacide by jumping out of his sleigh without a parachute.

by Everyday Man March 25, 2016

fantacide

the killing of ones dreams.

i was in love with her, and then she committed first-degree fantacide by becoming a lesbian.

by jerjer3 March 11, 2011

Santaire

A really cool guy, who tends to get kidnapped. Has an impeccable taste in music, and a hilarious sense of humor. People that are friends with a Santaire should count themselves lucky. He's rare, and a really awesome friend.

D:"you're cool!"
S:"naw, i'm just santaire."
D:"that makes you cool."
S:"china."

by bfflz May 12, 2009

Santatizer

The hand sanitizer provided at malls which kids now have to use before sitting on Santa's lap to get a picture taken.

Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.

by Paintingpinkkitty December 23, 2009

sortacide

The act of killing oneself slowly over time. Small, destructive habits known to have severe repercussions later in life are usually at play. Particularly relevant in personality types lacking a sense of personal well-being.

Person 1: What?? He starting drinking again? Why the hell is he doing that?

Person 2: He could care less. He is committing sortacide.

by AndreDor July 20, 2008

Snacident

n. An incident in which your snack falls on the floor or suffers some other fate, rendering it inedible.

"Hey, you knocked my chips ahoy on the floor, and now I can't eat 'em. That's one bad snacident."

by Kris & Vicki April 8, 2008