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facebook fantasizing 

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
facebook fantasizing by bigmissy April 16, 2010

fatasizing 

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.
Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.
fatasizing by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Fangtasizing

Fantasizing about a vampire, such as those in Eclipse or Trueblood or Vampire Diaries.
"I was watching Trueblood and damn Eric is hot! I was fangtasizing about him.!"
Fangtasizing by tassiegemini September 21, 2011

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD) 

1] someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2] makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3] can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

Fantasifing 

Finding gradifacation in reading of other peoples written fantasies. SexuallySatisfied emotionally.
He finds reading her sex diary so fantasifing. Fantasifing defined. Being sexually satisified mentally or emotionally without the need of physical gradification fantasy that is mentally satisfing. Satisfy pleasured in reading others written sexual fantasies
Fantasifing by Joneszilla69 January 15, 2017

fantascizing 

Think of a good time you have always desired to manifest.
I use to be fantascizing about fucking the girl of my dreams.
fantascizing by Mafioso UNO October 12, 2023
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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