facebook fantasizing

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

by bigmissy April 16, 2010

textiversary

The yearly celebration or commemoration of the first exchange of texts between two people.

Lisa: you know our textiversary is coming up, right??
Missy: Ooo of course! Last Halloween was when you became my text ho!! How could I forget?!

by BigMissy September 09, 2010