FFD

FFD is short for Freaking Funny Dude.

"Okay, I've said it once and I'll say it again, you are FFD!"

by tysweezy1919 May 10, 2017

FFD

Acronym for Fat Fucking Disgrace. This abbreviated form is used when tact or secrecy is necessary, but also in the interest of speed. Further secreted and shortened by the term fifty.

"Man! Holly's taken a meal break for the third time on her 8-hour shift. What an FFD!"

by Dean PGH June 10, 2008

FFD

Fuck schoo fuck bitches do drugs

“Dude FFD man”

by lordnelk January 27, 2021

FFD

acronym for: Fur Fuqn Days...

Its like i was pooping FFD!!!

by smokem May 25, 2006

FFD

Acronym for Full Fucking Day, usually an extra long, non-stop, work day with no breaks

No time for lunch today, it’s a FFD for me from 7am-9pm

by GuitarDragon November 17, 2022

FFD

It stands for Fantasy Football Disorder, which is a disorder that prevents you from doing work.

Bob: "Did you finish your essay last night."
Alex: "No I suffer from FFD"

by DICKHEAD123 October 01, 2014

FFD

Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.

I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 15, 2010