fannyhair

A minute measurement of distance.

Move it two fannyhairs closer.

by brianburnside September 12, 2007

Fannyuary

Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.

"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."

"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."

Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.

by DaveyPalace243 January 13, 2012

Fannyhydrous

An unusually wet vagina

I ate her pussy and it was soaking, a right fannyhydrous

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

fannyfart

A farting sensation made by the vagina

When shagging a girl and a farting noise is made and felt from the vagina.This is a fannyfart

by Oggy July 9, 2006

fannyfart

After giving an enthusiastic tart a good seeing to upon exiting there can sometimes be a rush of air from her twat.This is most common with a slack one.

She was such a wideopen cow that when i pulled out you could have heard the fannyfart across the street!

by Bloomers September 26, 2007

fannyarse

a person who may be stupid and agrivating to the extreame degree. This person doesnt know where to put it.

stop being such a fannyarse!

by benoit May 13, 2005

fannyfart33

an incredibly sexy social media personality most commonly known for her tiktok account where she makes videos about the kpop girl group LOONA

have you seen fannyfart33’s new post? ‘yeah ofc, shes so sexy and funny’

by notfannyfart33 December 22, 2020