Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.
"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."
"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."
Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.
After giving an enthusiastic tart a good seeing to upon exiting there can sometimes be a rush of air from her twat.This is most common with a slack one.
She was such a wideopen cow that when i pulled out you could have heard the fannyfart across the street!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.