Definitions by Bloomers
fannyfart
After giving an enthusiastic tart a good seeing to upon exiting there can sometimes be a rush of air from her twat.This is most common with a slack one.
She was such a wideopen cow that when i pulled out you could have heard the fannyfart across the street!
Squirting
Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.