Fannyuary

Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.

"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."

"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."

Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.

by DaveyPalace243 January 13, 2012

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Fanuary

The renamed month of January where women let their fannies grow freely to raise money for gynaecological cancers. With the catchphrase "Wax is Wak, Bring Muff Back", Fanuary is similar in concept to Movember.
Fanuary was created by myjobspace.co.nz to raise money for the Women for Women charitable trust.
For more information see www.fanuary.co.nz

Jane's boyfriend left her after she decided to take part in Fanuary.

by Catherine J January 14, 2008

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fannyfart

A farting sensation made by the vagina

When shagging a girl and a farting noise is made and felt from the vagina.This is a fannyfart

by Oggy July 9, 2006

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fanuary

The female alternative to Movember

"Care to support your local charity?"

"Sure, how?"

"Oh you know just let your hair down, Fanuary; let it go, let it grow"

by Short and Curly February 16, 2009

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fannyfart

After giving an enthusiastic tart a good seeing to upon exiting there can sometimes be a rush of air from her twat.This is most common with a slack one.

She was such a wideopen cow that when i pulled out you could have heard the fannyfart across the street!

by Bloomers September 26, 2007

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