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Fannyuary 

Two month period of January and February where ladies are generally easier to obtain due to having been dumped just after Christmas (after their boyfiend has had their presents), and they can't cope the Valentine's period without having a boyfriend.
"I can't believe he dumped Rachel after she bought him an iPhone for Christmas."

"I don't care - it's Fannyuary, so she'll be easy. Maybe I'll dump her, too. The day before Valentine's Day, so I don't have to buy her a present."

Mark's favourite time of the year is Fannyuary when all the girls are on the rebound, and he can get some pussy.
Fannyuary by DaveyPalace243 January 13, 2012
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The renamed month of January where women let their fannies grow freely to raise money for gynaecological cancers. With the catchphrase "Wax is Wak, Bring Muff Back", Fanuary is similar in concept to Movember.
Fanuary was created by myjobspace.co.nz to raise money for the Women for Women charitable trust.
For more information see www.fanuary.co.nz
Jane's boyfriend left her after she decided to take part in Fanuary.
Fanuary by Catherine J January 14, 2008

fannyfart 

A farting sensation made by the vagina
When shagging a girl and a farting noise is made and felt from the vagina.This is a fannyfart
fannyfart by Oggy July 9, 2006
"Care to support your local charity?"

"Sure, how?"

"Oh you know just let your hair down, Fanuary; let it go, let it grow"
fanuary by Short and Curly February 16, 2009

fannyfart 

After giving an enthusiastic tart a good seeing to upon exiting there can sometimes be a rush of air from her twat.This is most common with a slack one.
She was such a wideopen cow that when i pulled out you could have heard the fannyfart across the street!
fannyfart by Bloomers September 26, 2007
Fanuary;- like Movember, Decembeard, Febroary, etc except relates women. Means no bikini wax all month.
Hey Melissa, maybe you shouldn't wear a bikini during January or February if you are participating in 'Fanuary'
fanuary by jadejopa February 2, 2013
a person who may be stupid and agrivating to the extreame degree. This person doesnt know where to put it.
stop being such a fannyarse!
fannyarse by benoit May 13, 2005
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