fannycrack

fannycrack is the name given to the vagina when you see it

oh my god thats an inviting fannycrack. mind if i fuck it

by vaginalvag June 25, 2009

Fannycake

Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.

Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!

by fannycake34 October 2, 2012

human fannypack

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

by Applefran October 3, 2013

fannypack

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region

1. "Timmy,we're going to disneyworld today, so put on your fannypack"

2. "Damn that dude/chick has one hell of a fannypack"

by jady September 21, 2004

FannyPacktastic

Anything wonderful, great, fine, or awesome.

Tedwardo: Hey Todd, How're you today?
Todd: Im FANNYPACKTASTIC TEDWARDO!!
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Jane: Hey your new hair cut is fannypacktastic!
Jill: Thanks! and I just got these fannypacktastic shoes on sale.

by Shintwieda November 6, 2005

Arkansas Fannypack

When a male shaves a girl's pubic hair and stuffs the trimmings up her rectum with his penis.

Friend: "Hey Walter is it true what they say about Jenny, that she doesn't shave her pussy?"
Walter: "Not anymore, I gave her the Arkansas Fannypack. She'll be shitting pubes for a week."

by George W BUSH and DICK Cheney March 30, 2009

fannysmackin'

beating up tourists, people who wear fannypacks.

let's go fannysmackin'.

by KellLourde October 13, 2006