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Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008
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Faisal is an Arabic name meaning decisive. Men with this name alwaysvknow what they want and get it. Men named Faisal are always loyal and handsome. Great men are named faisal. Lady's if you know a Faisal you better grab him cuz he a winner and ain't taking no loses. Hes funny and smart. Always there for his friends and family.
Faisal a King!
Faisal by Do Better February 7, 2019
A cute little girl who has a big heart and a big dream . Might seem cute but she is also tough to handle and a little bit sarcastic . People all around will be so pissed about her happiness because her happiness is what everyone wants
Zayn : Farisa is so cute and famous , I wish she could be my girlfriend.
farisa by Ariana Lima December 26, 2016

fanistons 

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!
i love the fanistons they’re amazing!
fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons 

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.
The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015
A funny, awesome person. A crowd pleaser.
Everyone will want to be around this person.
"oh my gosh she's so funny!!"
"she must be a Farisai!!"
Farisai by secretxoxo December 27, 2011