Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008

fanistons 

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!

i love the fanistons they’re amazing!

fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons 

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.

The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston

Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

fansons 

Fans of the pop/rock group Hanson.

My friends are such fansons! They love Hanson!

fansons by Sound designer extrodinaire October 10, 2006

Detroit Fistons 

The act of simultaneously fisting a girl's asshole and pussy using a piston-like motion. Typically, the fisting is performed by one individual, however it is not unheard of for two individuals to work in tandem. Additionally, the Detroit Fistons can be self-administered. Please consult your physician before you attempt this technique.

I think I'm gonna try the Detroit Fistons on her tonight, I've been practicing the piston motion all day.

Detroit Fistons by Shifter69 December 13, 2005

faniston 

one of the best fandoms out there, who love the most beautiful and perfect actress aka Jennifer Aniston.

I’m a faniston!

faniston by _lara.tomlinson November 28, 2021

fagistonia 

A mountain range in eastern Bulgaria where homosexuals were origionally discovered. Now lauded as the home of Tube Tops, Spandex, and all other forms of faggotry.

That fag looks fresh off the boat from Fagistonia.

fagistonia by Panta July 16, 2008