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Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008

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fanistons

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!

i love the fanistons they’re amazing!

fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

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Fanistons • fagistonia • Detroit Fistons • Fanson • Frankston salad

Fanistons

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.

The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston

Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

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fansons

Fans of the pop/rock group Hanson.

My friends are such fansons! They love Hanson!

fansons by Sound designer extrodinaire October 10, 2006

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Detroit Fistons

The act of simultaneously fisting a girl's asshole and pussy using a piston-like motion. Typically, the fisting is performed by one individual, however it is not unheard of for two individuals to work in tandem. Additionally, the Detroit Fistons can be self-administered. Please consult your physician before you attempt this technique.

I think I'm gonna try the Detroit Fistons on her tonight, I've been practicing the piston motion all day.

Detroit Fistons by Shifter69 December 13, 2005

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faniston

one of the best fandoms out there, who love the most beautiful and perfect actress aka Jennifer Aniston.

I’m a faniston!

faniston by _lara.tomlinson November 28, 2021

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fagistonia

A mountain range in eastern Bulgaria where homosexuals were origionally discovered. Now lauded as the home of Tube Tops, Spandex, and all other forms of faggotry.

That fag looks fresh off the boat from Fagistonia.

fagistonia by Panta July 16, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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