The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.

Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.

The Family Circus by latin guy March 20, 2005

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the Family

1) the group of people responsible for the distribution of ~95% of the LSD in the United States.

2) A group of people one would die for, go to prison for, etc.

I'm going to hook up with the family at a music festival. I need a sheet.

the Family by Acid Head October 4, 2008

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keeping it in the family

Partaking in incest

“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

keeping it in the family by nlolhere November 9, 2020

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Feed The Family

Putting in work on the basketball court to earn money that you can use to purchase food for your family, thus feeding them

"Alex Owens is really good at feeding the family"
"Shoutout to FTF man, feed the family man, that's 1000 man"
"Doe, Antonio Blakeney straight dropped 50 on dem fools, but still, Alex Owens is the one feeding the family"

Feed The Family by alexowens January 15, 2015

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