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fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.
When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse
Fappers Remorse by pooook October 31, 2011

chav flappers 

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.
I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW
chav flappers by fatmarrow June 20, 2010

Porn Flappers 

The act of flapping porn cards on the Las Vegas Strip. The flapping sound is the cards hitting the below minimum wage workers hand a split second before he/she extends the hand for you to take or not take said card.
So you think those Porn Flappers are a part of a union?
Porn Flappers by GoDeep&StopLuxor January 27, 2009

Flappers 

Flappers is a word use to describe urban women...
Flappers are women who wear tight,short and loud colour clothing with bobbed or short hair,drove motorbikes and smoke cigarettes.
Flappers by Conliffe January 1, 2009

Flappers 

When a girls vagina is really straggly and flaps around all flag-like.
"Uuuh, I feel uncomfortable changing in front of other people.."
"Don't worry, we won't make fun of you!"
"Hmmm, okay!"
*pulls pants and underwear off*
"Daaaamn gurl! That's one STRAGGLY vagina!"
"Yeah, they're REAL flappers!"
Flappers by TotallyChicken December 19, 2013