falafel it 

1) a) Reference to the act of using a Loofah, or as Bill O'Reilly called them in another dizzin' display of his cultural ig-knowledge, a Falafel, as a sexually arousing device to increase pleasure either before, during, or after sex, perhaps mainly used during shower or bath time sexual encounters and with soap to increase lubrication/decrease the abrassiveness of the 'Falafel'. b) It is possible to falafel something on someones elses body with your own body or foreign object in a humours sexual/nonsexual/nonserious/playful manner. This is better described by example below.

This is even funnier when you think of how much of a womanizing skeezey douchbag Bill O'Reilly is.

2) It has also had recent application to the act of bending the facts, or ignoring them all together, in a biased, childish, non-professional manner during a report, rant or debate in a non-humorous manner, often exciting contempt for the person performing the 'falafeling', e.g. The O'Rielly Factor

Also has the same effect with Falafeling, Falafeled, Falafelly, etc

1) a) I covered her whole body with soap using her loofa. But when she placed my hand & the loofa between hers legs and said 'Falafal it, baby!' I knew there was no way to get this dirty girl clean.
b) Francis had me in a headlock as I was trying to lay her drunk a$$ on the bed, pulling me into her chest. After failing to escape her grib several times, she told me I needed a new plan, and that I should try 'to falafel it'. (This is diction, you can assume all you want about the connotation).

2) Dude, falafel it all you want, but the facts are facts.

falafel it by Damn Kaufman January 12, 2007

Falafeling 

To partake in the careful art of giant falafel wrap consumption

I'm going falafeling lunch time

Falafeling by Falafel rap master June 4, 2018

falafelizing 

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia

Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing

falafelizing by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008

Falafelitis 

A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.

19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis

Falafelitis by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009

falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

falafelize by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009

falafeling 

nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.

that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.

falafeling by slojoemoego June 13, 2018