falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

falafelize by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009

Falafeling 

To partake in the careful art of giant falafel wrap consumption

I'm going falafeling lunch time

Falafeling by Falafel rap master June 4, 2018

falafelizing 

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia

Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing

falafelizing by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008

Falafelitis 

A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.

19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis

Falafelitis by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009

Falafelled 

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop. Not to be confused with other, less tasty variations on the word.

Also see Humassed

Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Joe: We getting falafelled?
Sean: Hells yeah!

Falafelled by SS Wilson November 9, 2008

falafelhead 

a person that is either a douchenugget, or someone you like very much!!:!

"christine is suchhh a falafelhead, yeah?!??1"

falafelhead by i like hairspray. June 27, 2008

falafeling 

nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.

that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.

falafeling by slojoemoego June 13, 2018