fakeroo

A fake mobile phone app. Note: not an existing app that claims to do something and then, doesn't but, rather, a non-existing app that seems real.

I just read an article about this amazing app and when I tried to download it to my phone, I realized it was a fakeroo.

by Fakeroo.com May 17, 2011

Jersey fakeroo

While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction

That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him

by Carl Brutanadilewski August 2, 2008

Fakebook

A digital pseudo-reality boasting your 'Real IP Address Self' has hundreds of close human 'friends' beyond those you actually have. Yet, the preponderance of these are anomalous entities, much like avatars or quintessences of the collective imagination of those involved. These pixel-meld hallucinations are typically of someone you have never met, never will, or even if you did, you wouldn't recognize each other, which proves the point entirely. 'Friends' are virtual, semi-actualized characters who 'liked' something you said in a lucid moment; are attracted to someone you resembled; were amused by a photo you posted; or related to purported fun or drama.

But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!

Q: You spend all day on FakeBook! We never go out anymore!
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?

by ZeroG August 29, 2012

Fakebook marriage

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.

"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."

by prinnyfan May 9, 2009

Fakebooking

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.

Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.

by PantherB January 4, 2012

fakegooncel

A person who pretends to be a gooncel

-This fakegooncel said something so pornophobic that I had to hit him with that real gooncel stare

by mr.gooncel September 22, 2023

Fageroony

An extremely feminine male, usually who moisturizes on a daily basis and wears tight and bright shirts. He's usually friends with shit tons of females, yet doesn't get any pussy because no girl would ever want to be looking at his effiminate body when they're riding his dick.

Normal guy 1- "Look at that dude over there, I didn't even know whether he was a dude or not at first."
Normal guy 2- "Yeah, what a fageroony."

by Thewalker12 July 29, 2012