Adding friends to facebook who you don't socialize with, don't know anything about or maybe haven't ever met.
This is the common behaviour of people who think that Facebook is THE place to make new friends.
If you are not a fakebooker, you'll only add friends you have met, socialized with or/and talked to IRL or somewhere else.
By acting like this you will not be considered a n00b and your awesomeness will stay on a high level.
This is the common behaviour of people who think that Facebook is THE place to make new friends.
If you are not a fakebooker, you'll only add friends you have met, socialized with or/and talked to IRL or somewhere else.
By acting like this you will not be considered a n00b and your awesomeness will stay on a high level.
Dude1: Hey, man! I saw this really awesome girl walking by my house today! My neighbour knew her name and I totally added her on facebook!!!
Dude2: Wtf man, c'mon get some guts and go out and talk to her instead of fakebooking, you lifeless piece of shit.
Dude2: Wtf man, c'mon get some guts and go out and talk to her instead of fakebooking, you lifeless piece of shit.
by Valttee July 03, 2008
To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.
So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
by shamalamadangdang January 17, 2011
Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.
Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?
She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!
Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!
Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
by klasama November 09, 2010
creating a false facebook page impersonating someone that doesn't exist. possibly done to get past privacy settings on those you wish to stalk, or done to occupy an unfulfilling life in which people won't even be your facebook friend
by Kadence W February 23, 2010
A digital pseudo-reality boasting your 'Real IP Address Self' has hundreds of close human 'friends' beyond those you actually have. Yet, the preponderance of these are anomalous entities, much like avatars or quintessences of the collective imagination of those involved. These pixel-meld hallucinations are typically of someone you have never met, never will, or even if you did, you wouldn't recognize each other, which proves the point entirely. 'Friends' are virtual, semi-actualized characters who 'liked' something you said in a lucid moment; are attracted to someone you resembled; were amused by a photo you posted; or related to purported fun or drama.
But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
Q: You spend all day on FakeBook! We never go out anymore!
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
by ZeroG August 29, 2012
The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
by PantherB January 05, 2012
Posting only good things (upgraded photos and cheery texts) that make your life look better than it really is. Half-truths...the good stuff happened, but all negatives are nowhere to be seen.
My husband and I had a huge fight, and are on the verge of splitting up, but you will see cutesy the posed pictures from the party we went to on Saturday. I posted them on Fakebook..
by Littlest Monkey August 23, 2013