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Fakebooker

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Someone who posts deliberately misleading status messages to a social networking site such as Facebook or Twitter in an effort to appear smarter, nicer or more appealing than they actually are.
Gosh, did you see Katie's status today commenting on Einstein's Theory of Relativity? She is so smart!" "Nah, she copied that from a book. She's a total Fakebooker.
Fakebooker by Alliterati October 27, 2010
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Fakebooker

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A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.
"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
Fakebooker by maspito April 25, 2009

facebookee 

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1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook
Check back again, you facebookee!
facebookee by timlight January 29, 2010

Fakebook 

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A digital pseudo-reality boasting your 'Real IP Address Self' has hundreds of close human 'friends' beyond those you actually have. Yet, the preponderance of these are anomalous entities, much like avatars or quintessences of the collective imagination of those involved. These pixel-meld hallucinations are typically of someone you have never met, never will, or even if you did, you wouldn't recognize each other, which proves the point entirely. 'Friends' are virtual, semi-actualized characters who 'liked' something you said in a lucid moment; are attracted to someone you resembled; were amused by a photo you posted; or related to purported fun or drama.

But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
Q: You spend all day on FakeBook! We never go out anymore!
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
Fakebook by ZeroG August 29, 2012

Facebooker's Remorse 

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When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Fakebook marriage 

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A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.
"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."

Fakebooking 

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The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Fakebooking by PantherB January 4, 2012
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