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Fakeriot 

Like a patriot but not willing smash windows out at an Auto Zone in Minneapolis fully garbed in black to help Insight riots.
Don has talked crap about people working while wearing masks as sheepels on social media yet still wears a mask to visit his mom in the nursing home. Therefore Don is a baby back bitch fakeriot. It didn’t help Dons credentials that he broke his is arm or leg every time his number was called to serve in Vietnam. Yet Don still does blast Lee Greenwood in the cul-de-sac while telling stories of his bone spurts.

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Own companies that produce American ideas that produce their goods overseas.
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Fakeriot 

Fake patriots who don't know the local leadership or roles. Not fulfilling civic duties, only voting once ever 4 years for the National Presidential Election. When voting, recklessly votes by party instead of the integrity of the candidates

Fakeriots tend to be in all parties, but are primarily found in the 3 major parties.

Fakeriots are never open to a discussion, but they will agressivly discuss irrelevant factors such as appearance, sex, spelling, ect instead of engaging in a productive conversation.

The only way to truly engage productively with a Fakeriot is in person. Usually online they use fake names and profile pictures. This makes them feel comfortable cherry picking when they engaging, allowing them to blatantly ignore valid facts or factors. There is never any consideration for anyone outside of their party beliefs they're willing to show respect to.
You're either a Fakeriot or a patriot
Fakeriot by Erbtosis December 25, 2024
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faketriotism

Faketriotisim
Feyk-tree-uh-tiz-uh m

noun
1. fake love, support, and defense of one's country; national false loyalty.
The amount of faketriotism in the united states is depressing. You have to read and understand the laws set forth by the forefathers to be patriotic. Not make up your own rules by your opinions, which is unpatriotic.
faketriotism by MindKind75 January 21, 2017

faketriot 

A person who thinks waving the flag -- or wearing it -- is the sole definition for love of country. A faketriot is anyone who complains about another person's lack of patriotism, often while they are busy trampling over someone's rights.
Wearing her red, white and blue bikini, Amy complained about the BLM protestors blocking the road to the beach, muttering "Go back to your own country" under her breath. She's a real faketriot.
faketriot by amalaia July 1, 2019

Faketriot 

When a person pretends to love America, but they really hate half of America.
A Faketriot is full of petty, partisan animosity. He trashes fellow Americans, if they don't think exactly like he does.
I knew Donald Trump was a Faketriot when he joked with Putin about our sovereignty. (in June, 2019, in Japan.)
Faketriot by eye tunes April 23, 2020

Faketriot 

A fake patriot your typical USA based social media personality that claims to be a Patriot who likes to display their tacti-cool gear, AR-15 and other related items in just about every video or post. They make claims that they will stand up against tyranny and for their communities but when tyranny happens they are nowhere to be seen or found. The default look of a Faketriot is they always wear some type of modern BDU's with a T-shirt with a reference to "1776" or the "Don't Tread on Me" snake flag, the also tend to have a military haircut or completely bald but a full beard and some kind of sunglasses that scream "TOOLBAG" on their head or face. They also sport baofeng 2-way radios in their "loadouts", and occasionally play airsoft games out in the woods with likeminded buddies while stumbling through basic militay ops and movements. In public traditionally wear sock with sandals. Very few have actually served in the military and those who have served did not serve long because they could not hack it or were not mentally capable to continue. They will drive 1,500 miles for a gun rally but won't travel to their own downtown areas to counter riots and the destruction of their own cities and towns from groups like AntiFA. The canned quaote they use is "They won't come to the rural areas if they know what's good for them" in reference to talking about extremist groups like AntiFA.
The guy down the street that talks about fighting tyranny on his youtube channel is a Faketriot, he runs away from a fight.
Faketriot by Elfnet October 24, 2020
A fakriot is a national leader who manipulates patriotic feeling to garner support for a policy that harms the nation.
Fakriot George W. Bush lied to the American people about the case for war in Iraq.
fakriot by Jack The Beanstalk August 24, 2006
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