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Fake out 

When a parent wraps an empty box in Christmas paper to fuck with their kids.
Made famous in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when did it to Dennis and Dee and screamed "fake out" when they opened their gifts.
Fake out by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017

fake out 

To pretend to make out, by putting your hands together, placing them over the other's lips, and kissing your knuckles passionately.
My friends had a fake out session, but accidentally licked each other and gave themselves away.
fake out by Lixxie October 17, 2009

fake out 

to fake make out, or to make out fakely.
James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.
fake out by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010

Fake out 

the fake out occurs when two playful lovers pull away while kissing each other, followed by an intense giggle. After the pull away one of the lovers performs a violent head fake, after a split second pause goes in for the kiss often a vigorous makeout session results.
me - oh bodes why did you do the fake out with adu?

bodes - "because we're in love."
Fake out by cmb4187 January 20, 2009

fake out move 

To use any form or deceptive tactics to trick people or get over on someone
Jack: Hey John why you got that arm brace on?
John : The arm brace is called the fake out move. I wear it to trick people out their money when I’m panhandling. They fall for it every time.
Jack: Man that is cold blooded...
fake out move by C0dane September 15, 2019

Fake out Facial 

Just before ejaculation, a male fakes an orgasm only to pull out and surprise their partner with a facial moments later.
" This chick tried to make me bust inside so I hit her with a fake out facial. You should have seen the look on her face."
Fake out Facial by Stangeyy November 1, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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