fake hoe 

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

fake hoe by auth00r June 20, 2006

fake hoe 

A common waist of time for men looking for an actual hoe. Girl 14-24 who is very flirty and playful and pretends to be interested in you (and everyone else). They are often attractive girls who are looking for extra attention. Fake hoes are much more irritating than an actual hoe because they rarely follow through after leading you on. They have a good excuse for their behavior of "just being friendly." They blend in at a collage party and church. The better they are at blending into these places the more fakeness of the hoe. a full blown fake hoe is someone involved in the church going on missions trips and such activities and is than seen planning a party, flirting hard, and or having sex within a week of the church activity.

bro 1 "wait wasn't Rachel just singing at church sunday?"
bro 2 "yeah and now she's after a new guys D, I told you she was a fake hoe bro."
bro 1 "damn what a cock tease."

fake hoe by kid ak August 23, 2014

fake hoe 

a girl who makes a pathetic lies to become popular. some people may even pity this girl when she doesnt need it.

Oh, that girl? She's a fake hoe.

fake hoe by purplepanda87 July 21, 2016

Fake Hoe 

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.

Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,

Fake Hoe by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018

Fake Ass Hoe 

A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.

"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"

Fake Ass Hoe by fphforlife January 12, 2017

Fake ass hoe 

A BTS obsessed that doesn't hang with her friends

Lobby is a fake ass hoe

Fake ass hoe by Blah blah 123 January 23, 2020

fake ass hoe 

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

fake ass hoe by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014