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Fake facebook 

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.
Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *

Facebook fake 

a fucker who decides to take people pictures and uses it for themselves. In other words impersonating someone.
Wow look at that facebook fake. she's totally fake i have seen her pictures on photobucket
Facebook fake by Ballin 77 April 26, 2010

Facebook Fake-out

The act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer.
(Kyle) OMG! Did you see that girl Jordan on Facebook!? She is SMOKIN'!!!!

(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out.

Facebook Fake-Out

When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out
Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.

Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by normalguyz August 6, 2011

Facebook Fake-Out

When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.
That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by Higheena September 9, 2011

facebook fake sexyness 

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.
Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.

facebook fake 

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!
I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
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