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fake ass fake 

A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.
“Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.
fake ass fake by Tlsvme October 25, 2020
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Fake Ass Hoe 

A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
Fake Ass Hoe by fphforlife January 12, 2017

fake ass people 

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.

fake ass friend 

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

fake ass booty sucking hoe 

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.
Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

national fake ass friend day 

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

fake-ass definition 

A trend among some Tumblr users where they invent a dumb definition for their URL and pretend someone on Urban Dictionary actually posted it. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: Hey, have you seen what somebody wrote about that Tumblr user on Urban Dictionary?
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!
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