Created from the words face, jizz and sparkle. Used to describe the moment when a guy jizz's on your face and you put glitter on it so you look a bit prettier in the pictures.
"Here's a picture of me in Crete. Here's me by the pool. Here's me with a fajizzle"
"My boyfriend gave me a right good fajizzle yesterday"
A way in which someone beats their penis violently when they suffer from erectile dysfunction. It can also mean to shake relentlessly with a force of a magnitude 7.5.
OMG dude! I fijizzled my balls so hard last night with Enrique.
Ooops my bad, my phone fijizzled and crashed like a mofo.
Something Fran Drescher says in an Old Navy commercial because she thinks it will make people want to shop at Old Navy more although what it really does is make you want to take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull and maybe, if you're lucky, you won't have to hear that annoying voice anymore.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.