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Fajizzle 

Created from the words face, jizz and sparkle. Used to describe the moment when a guy jizz's on your face and you put glitter on it so you look a bit prettier in the pictures.
"Here's a picture of me in Crete. Here's me by the pool. Here's me with a fajizzle"

"My boyfriend gave me a right good fajizzle yesterday"
Fajizzle by HelzW17 October 4, 2011
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fajizzle 

ADV: General Exclamatory word used to denote surprise, agreement or disgust

N: used in place of any common noun
Chad: "Detroit is the coolest city on earth!"
Ed: "Fajizzle - they have the best gay bars"

Ken: "I hate my retail job, fajizzle!"
Ed: "I hear you, fajizzle, let's go drink beer and forget about it"

Ed: "There is a nelly queen at my office who thinks he's all fajizzle with the mens, but he's just a Poor Hooker In Love"
fajizzle by C-guy July 21, 2008
Related Words

fadizzle 

a word that can be used to expresses confusion when cussin is not wanted
1. What da fadizzle?!?!
fadizzle by Ronness May 13, 2008

Fijizzled 

A way in which someone beats their penis violently when they suffer from erectile dysfunction. It can also mean to shake relentlessly with a force of a magnitude 7.5.
OMG dude! I fijizzled my balls so hard last night with Enrique.

Ooops my bad, my phone fijizzled and crashed like a mofo.
Fijizzled by Greedawg June 15, 2018

fagizzle 

feen i crave a fagizzle
fagizzle by x.skye.hallie.x August 28, 2007

my shizzle's gone fazizzle

fazizzle 

Something Fran Drescher says in an Old Navy commercial because she thinks it will make people want to shop at Old Navy more although what it really does is make you want to take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull and maybe, if you're lucky, you won't have to hear that annoying voice anymore.
Yeah and my shizzles gone fazizzle!
fazizzle by D January 2, 2004
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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