fajuzzled

To be in an incredible state of confusion where not only your thoughts but your movements and speech are all fucked up as well.

Man, I was so high and everyone just started talking to me I got so fajuzzled, I couldn't move!

by theinfamousrj June 11, 2006

Fajizzle

Created from the words face, jizz and sparkle. Used to describe the moment when a guy jizz's on your face and you put glitter on it so you look a bit prettier in the pictures.

"Here's a picture of me in Crete. Here's me by the pool. Here's me with a fajizzle"

"My boyfriend gave me a right good fajizzle yesterday"

by HelzW17 October 4, 2011

Fadazzled

the act of blowing on someone’s face making a farting noise

*blowing on my boyfriends face* get fucking fadazzled bitch

by FadazzledJen December 16, 2021

fuzzled

Fucked.

Shit man, I'm pretty fuzzled.

by Diego September 28, 2003

fazzled

So stoned that you can't even say the word phazed right.

I'm so fazzled bro pass that blunt.

by Shoota October 5, 2003

Fijizzled

A way in which someone beats their penis violently when they suffer from erectile dysfunction. It can also mean to shake relentlessly with a force of a magnitude 7.5.

OMG dude! I fijizzled my balls so hard last night with Enrique.

Ooops my bad, my phone fijizzled and crashed like a mofo.

by Greedawg June 15, 2018

fuzzled up hair

n. a hairstyle in which the hair is cut around cheek length and kept slightly messy; tousled

Rei Ayanami has cute fuzzled up hair.

by Sean Schoenherr December 15, 2004