Fijizzled 

A way in which someone beats their penis violently when they suffer from erectile dysfunction. It can also mean to shake relentlessly with a force of a magnitude 7.5.

OMG dude! I fijizzled my balls so hard last night with Enrique.

Ooops my bad, my phone fijizzled and crashed like a mofo.

Fijizzled by Greedawg June 15, 2018

Fajizzle 

Created from the words face, jizz and sparkle. Used to describe the moment when a guy jizz's on your face and you put glitter on it so you look a bit prettier in the pictures.

"Here's a picture of me in Crete. Here's me by the pool. Here's me with a fajizzle"

"My boyfriend gave me a right good fajizzle yesterday"

Fajizzle by HelzW17 October 4, 2011

fizzled out 

When a person ends a relationship by stopping communication/caring. Cowardly way to avoid drama.

Gi: So what ever happened to you and Karl?
Veronica: Oh, we kind of just fizzled out.

fizzled out by Williaem September 19, 2010

Vin fizzled 

A surprised/startled feeling that makes you lose control of your bladder.

Exhibit A: "Nak!"
Exhibit B: "You vin fizzled me!"

Exhibit B walks away with wet trousers.

Vin fizzled by ObsessionWith3D October 10, 2023

frizzledick 

1. An asshole, usually male, who attempts to make himself look badass, when in reality, he is a sniveling wimp and entirely too effeminate

2. Can be used as an exclamation of disappointment.

"I hope you know how much your physical well-being is worth to you, cause I'm gonna kick your ass hardcore!"
"Dude.. calm down, frizzledick."

"Royal flush!"
".....FRIZZLEDICK."

frizzledick by Behest August 12, 2006

fizzledinger 

One who enjoys flatulence during sexual intercourse.

Man that chick last night was a real fizzledinger.

fizzledinger by D-Heff May 3, 2006

Miss Frizzled 

using the Irmo Vernacular meaning to be incapacitated to the highest degree.

"Dude I totally got Miss Frizzled after that blunt and those jagerbombs!"

Miss Frizzled by MirMaid January 2, 2010