faiul

pronounced: "fai-yul", used as epic, or not thought through properly. Mixture of fail and unlucky

Joe: Check I'm going to jump over this 10meter cli....

John: "Faiul"

by G<3 May 3, 2011

FABULIANT

FABULIANT is the reliance of connections to "highintellectfaboids" - WHATEVER part of the UNIVERSE they are in.

That FABARM is the most BEAUTIOUS I've ever connected with, she's FABULIANT too!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

Fail Squad

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.

In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.

by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010

Fail Baiting

When someone attempts a ridiculous /impossible feat while being videotaped, with the hopes of creating a viral fail video.

"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"

by reevstar June 11, 2016

Giga Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it tests the very fabric of nature, religious beliefs, technological advancements, and the origins of life as we know it. The 11th commandment should have been "Thou Shall Not Take Part in Giga Fails." This is how extreme a Giga Fail is.

"That fugly chick who bought me this poster is a Giga Fail."

"The fact that you were born is a Giga Fail in itself."

"Your skills at cooking bacon is a Giga Fail."

by King of Apes November 7, 2011

too big to fail

Excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.

Fake News made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to Goldman Sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn't take such a hard hit).

by rich rick July 22, 2011

Facebook fail

1. Acting like a complete douchebag in a way only possible on Facebook. This might involve relatively innocuous things like Facebook stalking or being a Facebook whore, or it might be a little more obnoxious, like telling Friend A that you can't go out on Saturday night and then posting tons of pictures from Friend B's party the next morning.

2. The innate quality of Facebook that inspires this sort of behavior.

"Why does his ex-girlfriend keep writing cute little posts on his wall? Do you think they've still got something going on?"

"Honey, don't worry about it. It's just Facebook fail."

by pocketseizure July 15, 2009