fairy head 

a bald fellow, or a fellow who is content to forgo a hat in cold weather. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairy head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.

fairy head by JMC70 February 26, 2022

Head Fairy 

Noun -

1) A female who is known for her prowess for giving oral sex.

2) A female who gives oral sex to many persons.

Guy #1 - "Dude, do you think I have a chance with that blonde over there?"

Guy #2 - "Hell yeah man, I've heard shes a head fairy."

Head Fairy by Pig Crowson August 5, 2008

Fair head for cawl

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.

It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.

It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.

Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!

Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.

Fair head for cawl by big.m.uk October 29, 2011

purple headed bloom fairy 

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

purple headed bloom fairy by Will B February 24, 2004

fairhead 

a person with light colored, golden hair (a blonde)

blonde: you look mean.
brunette: that's cause you're a fairhead
blonde: (looking confused, like always)
brunette: YOU'RE A FAIRHEAD, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND.

fairhead by fairhead magnet January 16, 2014

fairyhead 

a bald fellow, or a fellow content to forgo a hat. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairyhead!
Tom, Bill, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, David, Greg, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Kenny, Kevin, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, and Uriah are all fairyheads; they’re all content to forgo a hat in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.

fairyhead by JMC70 February 26, 2022

Fairheading 

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep, and getting it in.

I'm waiting for her to fall asleep so I can start fairheading.

Fairheading by Lock your doors and dont fall December 28, 2018