fair douce 

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment

'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'

fair douce by banterwithme March 23, 2010

fair deuce 

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

that's what SHE said

fair deuce

fair deuce by Moccus January 8, 2009

Fair deuce 

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

Fair deuce by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

fair deuce 

Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.

"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"

"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"

fair deuce by Not Jeordie June 15, 2014