faility

The level of fail of something.

Campbell's ridiculous comments displayed a high degree of faility.

by neutronv6 April 22, 2009

failitude

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

Flee the facility

A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast

I couldn’t stop playing flee the facility the other day. It’s so addicting

by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

FamLity

Like Family but fam and lit.
Sometimes means to get a PornHub premium subscription for your whole family!

Andy: Yo, here's my FamLity!
Carl: Yeah, thanks, man.

Logan: So, I just got my FamLity active! My family is loving it.
Jake: Oh, hell yeah! I've been subscribed for 3 months and don't regret it.

by MemePussy July 10, 2018

Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.

I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019