Hawkedizzle's definitions

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

abuh

an exclamation used when confused, or when reiterating the stupidity of a comment

(while staring at a 10 foot mask)
Person A: "This appears to be some sort of mask."
Perso B: "ABUH?! Really?!"

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

failitude

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

nompire

A vampire that says "omnomnom" when sucking the blood of its victims.

Victim: "Oh god! Someone help me! There's a vamp- ughhh"
Nompire: (sucks blood) "OMNOMNOM!"

by Hawkedizzle July 7, 2010

moogle

to moogle (moo-gul) *verb* - to excitedly claim "Kupo" and/or any variation of it.

Jeremy: The new Final Fantasy came out! Kupopo!
Braden: Did you just moogle?
Jeremy: Er..no....kupo...

by Hawkedizzle August 13, 2012