(while staring at a 10 foot mask)
Person A: "This appears to be some sort of mask."
Perso B: "ABUH?! Really?!"
Person A: "This appears to be some sort of mask."
Perso B: "ABUH?! Really?!"
by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day
"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."
by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

by Hawkedizzle July 07, 2010

Jeremy: The new Final Fantasy came out! Kupopo!
Braden: Did you just moogle?
Jeremy: Er..no....kupo...
Braden: Did you just moogle?
Jeremy: Er..no....kupo...
by Hawkedizzle August 13, 2012

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."
by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009
