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One who is both a snake and a bitch
See: George W. Bush
You: That Fagzard keeps breaking peace treaties.
Your Mother: Wewt.
Fagzard by Warrum-Bungle January 4, 2005
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faggards 

people who think they are better than everyone else but are actually stupid and gay.
Those people are such faggards. Funny thing is, they have no idea how gay and stupid they are.
faggards by Air Jordan 23 October 4, 2008
A closeted homosexual who covers up his homosexuality by acting the part of an evagelical christian homophobe who prostelytizes against gays from the pulpit while secretly having a homosexual relationship with a gay male prostitute and smoking meth.
The Colorado Springs preacher turned out to be a faggard and caused much pain to his family because of his deceptions.
faggard by PedalPusher November 15, 2006
a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.
katie hammoline is a fagtard
fagtard by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004
A poorly supported piece of software. Buggy, unstable, useless, and even worse: If it's an installer thats supposed to modify or add to another program, it will instead completely ruin the files of the other program, forcing you to re-install and lose valuable data.
I was modding GTA: Liberty City to include a model of Jerry Seinfeld's apartment, when I decided to install LC-MP to test it with a friend online. Next thing I know this fagware fucks up all of my work and I have to re-install and completely do it over.

Hey Jimmy I was trying out this new cache cleaner, then this lame ass fagware fucked up my reg settings and I need to reformat.
fagware by Joey The Wrench January 12, 2008
An excessively obese male of the homosexual community.
That numa numa guy is so gay and over weight! What a faglard.
Faglard by rompebollo November 16, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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