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A closeted homosexual who covers up his homosexuality by acting the part of an evagelical christian homophobe who prostelytizes against gays from the pulpit while secretly having a homosexual relationship with a gay male prostitute and smoking meth.
The Colorado Springs preacher turned out to be a faggard and caused much pain to his family because of his deceptions.
faggard by PedalPusher November 15, 2006
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When something is a farce and haggard at the same time.
Man, that party was fuckin' faggard.
faggard by fahqxbuddy December 9, 2009

brain faggard

one who is suffering from brain fag. Also called brain faggot.
After severe exertion, the boy turned out to be a brain faggard.
brain faggard by uttam maharjan January 26, 2013

faggardout 

a fancy word for coming out of the closet
my friend john just faggardout on me
faggardout by fallenangel4703 August 14, 2010
A combination of the words "Fucking" and "Haggard"
Man looks so faggard right now.
Faggard by DarkPatriot September 30, 2012
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