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One who is both a snake and a bitch
See: George W. Bush
You: That Fagzard keeps breaking peace treaties.
Your Mother: Wewt.
Fagzard by Warrum-Bungle January 4, 2005
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faggards 

people who think they are better than everyone else but are actually stupid and gay.
Those people are such faggards. Funny thing is, they have no idea how gay and stupid they are.
faggards by Air Jordan 23 October 4, 2008
Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord
The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian
Faglord by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

faglordnigga 

A faglord that loves fucking niggers
Why u such a faglordnigga
A closeted homosexual who covers up his homosexuality by acting the part of an evagelical christian homophobe who prostelytizes against gays from the pulpit while secretly having a homosexual relationship with a gay male prostitute and smoking meth.
The Colorado Springs preacher turned out to be a faggard and caused much pain to his family because of his deceptions.
faggard by PedalPusher November 15, 2006
a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.
katie hammoline is a fagtard
fagtard by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004
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