fagwank

a person who wanks/masturbates to gay porn.

dicky C: what's up dr. Faggot?

bill: oh my god, somebody needs his dose of fagwank!

by mr. awesome007_licence to kill June 23, 2011

fagbanks

the state of being of or like Michael Eubanks

Dude, you're being such a fagbanks.

by alexander xeon June 8, 2013

Fanwank

A term used in Doctor Who fiction to refer to any piece of work which reuses old monsters or characters purely in an attempt to stir feelings in the groins of sad anal fanboys.

Fan1 "In this new book, the Daleks, the Cybermen and Yartek team up to fight a war against the Doctor, UNIT and the Time-Lords. The Doctor finally defeats The Master on the planet Skaro with help from Leela, K9 and the Sonic Screwdriver."

Fan2 "Sounds like a load of fanwank to me!"

by Ian Moore January 28, 2004

fagwanker

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.

Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"

by arklow representin March 23, 2006

Fagwan

Nice little way of saying hello to your fag mates 👌💯

Morning fagwans

by VisionzzGS January 20, 2021

fanwank

To fill in plot holes or explain away lapses in continuity in fictional works by coming up with (often convoluted) explanations of how it could have happened.

"But David used Sarah's real name even though he never knew her before she changed her identity."

"He could have read her file. He had access to it in episode seventeen and there were a few minutes when he could have flicked through it."

by The Rev November 13, 2004

fabwank

Wanking over pictures of friends and aquaintances whilst viewing facebook.

The need for a fabwank usually occurs, inexplicably, at the same time as your hot friend uploading their nudist camp holiday photos.

Oh FFS, your mum's only gone and uploaded that video of her playing netball with no bra on. Pass me the tissues, I need a fabwank

by DangerWizzle June 16, 2010