faguary

A challenge undertaken by casual smokers who are often low-lifes and lack meaningful occupation. To have completed 'faguary' is to have smoked one more cigarette than the day before, for every day that passes in the month of February, i.e. smoke one on the 1st, twelve on the 12th and 28 on the 28th. (Extra challenge every four years!)

Khaled: I think I'm gonna try faguary this year.
Joumana: What's wrong with you?
Khaled: I hate my life.

by carefulcautious January 30, 2024

fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

Faguar

Noun: An older gay gentlemen who prays on younger men. The gay version of a cougar.

That 50 year old guy just tried to pick up me! I'm less than half his age... wow, what a faguar.

by Paul Rivait January 10, 2006

Fanuary

The renamed month of January where women let their fannies grow freely to raise money for gynaecological cancers. With the catchphrase "Wax is Wak, Bring Muff Back", Fanuary is similar in concept to Movember.
Fanuary was created by myjobspace.co.nz to raise money for the Women for Women charitable trust.
For more information see www.fanuary.co.nz

Jane's boyfriend left her after she decided to take part in Fanuary.

by Catherine J January 14, 2008

Faguars

Derogatory name for the Jacksonville Jaguars football club.

Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...

The Jags just cant connect the dots.

Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.

They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.

Dude, did you catch the Faguars game on TV yesterday?

No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...

by Gfeet September 22, 2009

Faguar

The homosexual equivalent of a cougar. An older man who likes to flirt with or date much younger men.

Andy: Paul I think that older guy sitting over there sent us these drinks.
Paul: Looks like that faguar has the intentions of taking one of us home

by AValentine December 30, 2010

faguar

a. it is pretty much the gay version of a cougar (older gay that wants the love of a younger gay)

If Samantha from "Sex in the City" was gay man she would have been a faguar.

by Istoleit March 29, 2009