faguary

A challenge undertaken by casual smokers who are often low-lifes and lack meaningful occupation. To have completed 'faguary' is to have smoked one more cigarette than the day before, for every day that passes in the month of February, i.e. smoke one on the 1st, twelve on the 12th and 28 on the 28th. (Extra challenge every four years!)

Khaled: I think I'm gonna try faguary this year.
Joumana: What's wrong with you?
Khaled: I hate my life.

by carefulcautious January 30, 2024